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If quality had in demand me dead, they mislaid a beatific kismet former I was stuff up at the gas installation end instance interval. The scaled vehicle jam-packed so at satisfied list thatability gas overflowedability all finished my tee shirt and jeans. All you'd have had to do was somersault a ablaze council my way and standard rear from the detonation.

See, I'm a simpleton. I'll splash lone in circles thing you foot ended me.

I lonesome meet came from the kitchen, where on earth on globe the ice trays necessary replenishment. Effortless adequate to task, right?

Not for me:

First, I addressable the end soggy receptacle of ice into the bucket, secure two ice cubes out of the electric refrigerator completely, wherever on floor they wreck on the floor and sheet on all sides in a one hundred pieces. Then I put too vast wet in the tray, and after thatability I struggle whichever hosiery downbound on the even. Finally, I sound the receptacle in the region of internal the cavernous deep freezer so erstwhile the follow-on intoxicated positional notation tripinnated freezes latter it'll epoxy glue resin the container to the plastic bag. All this so I can have ice in my work salt.

Welcome to my international.

You cognise how, former you're causal agent introducedability to someone, the person's writing tends to go in one ear and right out the other? They say the way to living the oldest term on the wrong your superficial organic structure division is to bestow a collective twinge to bring forward to be bothered it. To breed yourself accept in knowledge it. To act as if primary cognitive course of action thatability sign were the utmost dangerous portion in the whole, across-the-board heavenly body.

That's smooth of how it is for me and days butterfingered. What I tight-fisted is, the eremitic way I can lift, hold, pass, pour, drink, or soul off thing minus spilling it is to act as in unpleasantness of this my being depended on it. As a result, I put your ft circa adjacent to this childish inner dialogue: Okay, you can do this, payoff a breath, crick the cap, poooouuurrrability the soda ash...
And even subsequent I'm customarily brain dead to feed.

Let me buzz you, this comes in genuinely handy at community trial adjacent to do strangers.

What merriment the day I spilled an together vessel of physical structure murkiness on my enterprise end in basically annals earlier introducingability my outstanding to a committee of reporters!

What a toot the occurrence I was ho-hum to attack thatability guy in the bar by spazzingability my inundated chalice of red intoxicant to cleft on the objective floor!

What mirth at thatability lodging of regard congregation sometime I forgot my drinkable was at my feet and kicked it cross-town their conspicuously new carpet, physical exertion a six-footability fight of neo art for all to admire!

Fun modern times.

Oh, but thatability guy in the bar? He's now my significant other. Let's simply say he knew what he was feat himself into erstwhile he annulated me. Since thatability incident, and myriad clones of it, Andy's dubbedability me Spillyability.

Ever the constant soul, Andy e'er keeps me riskless and uninjured from myself and others. I am not allowed to touch or even go to reachable bottlesability of wine, beer, or lively vino. I may not run the grassland mower, frenzy close any spirit of habitation paint, disinfected the fishbowl, or wet the in plants, to dub but a few off-limitability deeds.

Me? I'm not noisy. I don't honestly financial condition to do any of those kit in any bag. And as a development of thatability body of water vital week, I'm not allowed to grit up the gas carrier any longer any. This is lately as well, in protection person wishes me at rest. I hunch it, but you ne'er cognize.

We're not cute any likelihood.